Hummus and Carrots

You: Say Jenn, is that a healthy choice you're making?

Me:  why yes it is?

You: I am having proud feelings. I would have expected a slab of cheese and some delicious crusty white bread. 

Me:    Who me? Oh no, I make healthy choices. I love vegetables. Carrots are the best.   And this snack has NOTHING to do with the fact that the only cheese I have in the house is the brick of Velveeta my dad gave me. That shit ain't cheese. I promised him I wouldn't throw it out....right away.

Quick Poll:

What would.be the best beverage pairing with this clearly healthy choice:

A) eggnog and spiced rum

B) red wine

c) dark ginger ale and spiced rum

D) water

(If you picked D, we clearly aren't friends. I have LIMITS people. It's the festive SEASON).