Pros and Cons of Jenn

More like:

Cans and Can'ts.  But that's sort of awkward.

Things Jenn Can't Do

1. Make Chili

2. Go out more than twice in one week

3. text and parent.  it's really one or the other no matter how hard I try. 

4. make a stir fry that isn't gross

5. play any type of team sport.  i just can't.  Makes me want to cry.  

6. do math under pressure (but I am practicing so that I can do it someday)

7. figure out how to make a playlist on my iphone

8. wear an outfit that doesn't involve some form of cardigan

Let's end this on a positive note, shall we?  

Things Jenn can TOTALLY NAIL.

1. Felting a sweater and literally making something out of nothing

2. hanging pictures on the wall.  And if you think I can't, well - you're likely just too tall

3. spray painting pretty much anything (evidence - I painted my friend's 30 year old wedding tiara)

4. getting my hair done by Maddie

5. chocolate chip cookies

6. pie from scratch

7. making a bed with hospital corners

8. squeegee-ing a windshield and not leaving those stupid lines

9. writing lists

10. crying at any (ANY) movie.  You name it, I'll find the sad part.

11. finding beauty in other people's junk

12. trying to please so many people that i actually get sick (not such a positive, but damn I'm good at it)

13. judging people with bad grammar.  your welcome. 

14. staying in touch (however infrequent) with people who really matter to me.  If you are truly my friend you will be my friend forever.  There's no escaping it. 

15. getting really mad, really fast.  (again, not so positive, but so true)

16. there are some days when I think that maybe I am actually really good at my job.  So, in honour of those days, I will add that to the list.  

17. loving my best friend - Jason

18. getting the giggles with Maddie

19. thinking of 18 things that I can do really well

20. making excel sheets for EVERY occasion

ok.  time to go wash Maddie's hair. 

later kids.