Rolling Over 101
by Madeleine Jane

Step 1:
Get into position. Hold head high, but occasionally drop it face first into the blanket so that your mother has a heart attack and thinks you're suffocating. Try it, it's hilarious.

Step 2:
Push one hand into the floor and tilt your enormous cranium the other way.

And ladies and gentlemen, that is how you roll over.

Please join us next time when we discuss the finer points of
The Fake Cough.

Yay! Four months old!

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